Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2009

Number 10. Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the internet
and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ..!
Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2 In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And the NUMBER 1 thought:
When you’re down and out, lift up your head and shout:
“I’m down and out!”

‘ Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow’

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By TantienHime Posted in Think

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