My Birthday Present

For my birthday, my mother bought me a mug. Most would cringe at this idea, but you will find this on my work desk upon graduation, where ever in the world that may be. I thought this would be an appropriate first entry to a blog. Enjoy.

Sex Manual for Computer Experts

  1. Be user friendly
  2. Take bytes
  3. Fondle cursor
  4. Spread sheet
  5. Use surge protector to avoid accidents
  6. Activate the Hard drive
  7. Insert disk all the way
  8. Do it until your megahertz
  9. Back it up
  10. Eject floppy

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